The weird, wonderful and often disturbing ramblings of someone who should have been locked up a long time ago.

Well I'm me, and I've come to terms with that, although it has taken me a long time. I guess I'm just a typical English teenager, although I have been called, odd, strange, freaky, scary and scarily odd, and that is just from my mum. Gotta love family. And in case you were wondering, I'm the one in the Pink Panther suit.